BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
MADE FOR
GAMING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
2 NO SLIP
3 NO BOUNCE
4 FULL ARMOR
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
OH, YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING?
Round tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses and blue-light block...INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE...(Oh, that's awkward...yeah, so just go ahead and insert the coins into your computer or your phone...any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard...oh, you don't have any quarters on you? Guess you won't be able to finish reading this paragraph.)